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Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on...
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. HA! 8 pieces of candy-coated, mint-flavored gum...
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Worst gift ever? We don't think so. Give it a cocktail. Cocktails make everything better. Fits men's shoe size 7-12....
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Did you hear about that corrupt leader name Richard Potato? Most call him a Dick Tater. BAM! 8 pieces of...
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Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!
Women's shoe size 5-10.
56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47%...
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Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. Fruit Flavor....
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Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
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These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know...
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I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown...
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You are complicated and don't apologize for it...so what? Stay complicated girl! Fits Women's shoe size 5-10 57% luxurious combed...
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Here I am, still having it. Never lost it. Fits men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton (super soft) 35%...
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I'm going to be honest here. I heard what you're saying but I really just do not care. Fits Women's...
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I have a lot of experience, I've been at this for a long time. And I know what I need...
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What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it! Women's shoe size 5-10....
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You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick. Women's shoe...
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I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice....
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What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully...
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Oh noooo...you're not grumpy at all. Here have some socks! Fits men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton (super soft)...
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We hope you don't have to say it even though we know you will HAVE to say it! Say it...
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Guess what beautiful horse who doesn't talk? I hate everyone too. You are not alone. Fits Women's shoe size 5-10...
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